Which Extremity of the World Are You?
From the towering colossi at Rum and Monkey.
Survivor test
Which Survivor of the Impending Nuclear Apocalypse Are You?
A Rum and Monkey joint.
Decked in neutrality for almost a billion years now, the Swiss are always the favourites to survive any nuclear conflict. Not only do they have the most amazing dress sense, but they've also got keen technical knowhow, a very logical cultural heritage and seventeen extra feet which they keep in their heads.
The Swiss are stereotypically associated with cuckoo clocks, chocolate, fondue and yodelling; it should be pointed out that they also enjoy running through the hills, goat farming and keeping the Earth safe from alien scum.
Seme/Uke test
Romantic Seme
Take Are you a Seme or an Uke? today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.
You are the lowest level seme. A true gentlemen, don't even think of approaching the Badass Uke unless you want your ass kicked. You're safest sticking with a partner who is gentle and can appreciate your mature, loving ways and protective nature. Most often found with a handful of roses and wine, you are committed to your partner and their happiness, which makes you a perfect match for the Innocent Uke.
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